A brief update: It’s 7.02, my feet are cold, and I’m failing at life.

My friend’s name is Olivia and she has pencil case with her name and picture of a cat on it. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

Some girls look hella cute in fatpants but idk I just look hella homeless

Sometimes I’m really glad I’m single because if I wasn’t I might have to start doing crazy things like shaving my legs regularly and wearing real pants on weekends.

Whenever a show starts with some teenagers hooking up in places they shouldn’t, you know they’re gonna die. Supernatural has prepared me for this.

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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I love my skin!

This is beautiful.

(Source: arthaemisia)

*Watches Supernatural obsessively*

*Lights flicker*

Fuck, I’m the bitch who dies at the start, aren’t I?

I’m hearing these guys talk about jlaws nudes and being like “she shouldn’t have taken them if she didn’t want them to get leaked, I don’t know why she’s being sad about it.”

Okay, what if someone took your personal pics and posted them all around uni? What if a local radio station picked up on it and shared it too? What if it got on the Internet and then everyone knows you as the guy who posted dick pics? And then when you try to protest about it, no one takes it seriously because “you shouldn’t have taken them in the first place.”


theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs)

March 30, 2014

tomyoffspringwithlove:

Kids,

One thing you’ll probably notice about me is that I wear a lot of make up. Like I don’t cake it on just for the sake of wearing it, I’m definitely not the type of person to let my false lashes see daylight (to be honest I only wear them for incredibly special occasions like my school balls)…