drakexovoxo:

This is pretty much my tumblr feed

Drake
Nicki minaj
Food
Dricki
and Daily ratchetness

holla

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

*scratches balls*
*reaches for your food five seconds later*

(Source: becqeurel)

#why do people do this #why do you feel the need to hashtag a sentence in a post #this is not the time #nor the place #that’s what the tags bar is for

  • Person: Isn't that a children's movie?
  • Me: ...your point being?

I’m a feminist in that I don’t need a man for validation of my character but I wouldn’t mind one for recreational purposes.

I would love to build a snowman. Except I live in New Zealand and snow is doing what frozen things do in summer.

  • Person: You're so photogenic!
  • Me: You are obviously not my snapchat friend.
  • me: i'm gonna make you mine
  • me: *right click, save image as*

straightprivileges:

terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

  • the do
  • dingle dangle
  • frick frack
  • fondue
  • woohoo
  • happy happy fun time
  • coitus 
  • fornication 
  • copulation
  • intercourse

(Source: pissybrat)