This is pretty much my tumblr feed
and Daily ratchetness
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
#why do people do this #why do you feel the need to hashtag a sentence in a post #this is not the time #nor the place #that’s what the tags bar is for
- Person: Isn't that a children's movie?
- Me: ...your point being?
I’m a feminist in that I don’t need a man for validation of my character but I wouldn’t mind one for recreational purposes.
I would love to build a snowman. Except I live in New Zealand and snow is doing what frozen things do in summer.
- Person: You're so photogenic!
- Me: You are obviously not my snapchat friend.
- me: i'm gonna make you mine
- me: *right click, save image as*
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time